How I feel when SQL finally does what I want.

How I feel when SQL finally does what I want.

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anditslove:

June 6th, please hurry.

Yeeees

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Continuing my love of mash-ups… via Family Circus Gets A Darkly Funny True Detective Makeover

Continuing my love of mash-ups… via Family Circus Gets A Darkly Funny True Detective Makeover

Besties.

Besties.

(Source: madmenwiththingsdrawnonthem)

"[Nate Silver’s lawyer] said to me, ‘[Repping Nate is] like representing the prettiest girl at the party.’ I looked at him with kind of a raised eyebrow and just in a deadpan voice, I said to him, ‘I’m very sorry, but The New York Times is always the prettiest girl at the party.’ I believed that then and I believed that now."

Jill Abramson

"All cheese is good cheese, except for low fat cheese because why even bother."

fullcredit - she speaks the truth. (via edatrix)

Life motto

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I want to be friends with this man.

(Source: sportsnetny, via geekyjessica)

Watch out for that fence.

Oh, just saving this forever.

(Source: dailypawnee, via galentines)

theonion:

Area Man Mystified By Layout Of Adjacent Town’s Kroger

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aseaofquotes:

Cammie McGovern, Neighborhood Watch

aseaofquotes:

Cammie McGovern, Neighborhood Watch